hindsight’s a bitch
"Lesbians have feelings too"
Me: Ha ha ha Shabby "Hello its 2010......it is right?" What a woman!
H: Please don't tell me you'd lick her out!
Me: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
H: Thank goodness. She's a major pig. Pig hunt.
Me: I wouldn't even try to hunt that gash pig. Run away piggy.
H: If it resulted in her death I'd make an exception.
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And if you believe that we really have free will, then you know that God...– Chuck Palahniuk - Invisible Monsters